you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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