Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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