just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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