they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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