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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
What a dumb baby whore.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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