His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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