I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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