Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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