idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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