Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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