Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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