Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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