is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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