I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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