Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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