Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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