I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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