she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
His nipple licking is glorious
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