they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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