He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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