wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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