is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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