My sheets look like a crime scene.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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