i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
How naked do you want me to be?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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