smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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