is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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