This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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