so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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