Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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