google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I'm at about main and main street
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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