yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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