i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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