I just made out with a guy for $7.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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