if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Everything about him screamed your future.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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