your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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