I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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