You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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