I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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