Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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