what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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