i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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