And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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