People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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