i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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