i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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