So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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