guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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