Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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