Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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