god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
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